Knowing Is Super Sweet, Maybe Or Who Knows Or I Guess Is Retardation All Over You

Have you heard these lines of non-committal? They aren’t classics. They aren’t jokes. They aren’t even filler lines or connecting statements. They use these lines as final answers. Their idea of a conclusion shared. And the worst? A study at Princeton out of their psychology labs found: they think they sound intelligent and bordering on near-genius 87% of the time.

This is how they describe it on the average or median: concise, clear, infers reflection and awareness of the area/subject matter when said slowly and in a pattern of smooth like nature.

Are you shocked silly, because we always are in a daze and “wow they must be retarded” type degree. Retard= repeating on tardy/late to a cogent content item. So retardation is used to clarify that this study has shown that approx. 42% of male-esque individuals between 21 and 78 as of 2019 January-- are retarded in this nature to various degrees of severity.

The alert are smaller than aesthetically pleasing eyes that are one to nine millimeters too close together, and bad/dry breathe by 2 pm each day of the week. 10 am on Saturdays and 9 am on Sundays.

When you hear this phrase, don’t walk but run to your nearest phone booth and call the psychiatric hospital to admit them. How to admit a retard of narcissism is the key here as they are deluded bordering on fantasy and you just diagnosed them.

See that article next.